So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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