No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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