ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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