I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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