all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Randomize
