i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I would ride that face into the sunset
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
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