She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
Randomize
