Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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