yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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