We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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