But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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