If that was your dad, he is hot
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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