Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
You pole danced in your parka.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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