Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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