last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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