i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
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