You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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