Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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