If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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