in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
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its like you know when i get waxed
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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