Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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