We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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