Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
