Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Girls should come with a carfax report
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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