Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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