We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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