Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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