Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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