Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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