But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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