you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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