Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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