Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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