everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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