He is an equal opportunity slut.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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