its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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