Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Randomize
