that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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