Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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