I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
