so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I am midnight drunk by noon
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
So here I am, sexting at work.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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