Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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