i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
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