.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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