I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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