do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
So apparently I’m into choking now
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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