I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Small penises have feelings too.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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