he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I got her a Nickelback box set.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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