we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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