Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
Randomize
